The New Justice System

This is actually an old rant I posted on MySpace FOREVER ago, but it's worth repeating. I really really wish the powers that be would let me implement and run a national justice system.   I am not a liberal.  I am not about hurt feelings or fairness.  Our jails are overcrowded, the crime rate is through the roof and getting worse by the day, the court system is flooded and people are not being punished accordingly for their crimes.  States will not be able to make their own laws.  There will be the same punishment in California as in Texas....and fast.  No bullshit red tape or extraditions.  If you live in Nebraska and happened to visit Alabama, drink drive hit somebody and run....you can run all you want.  As soon as you get caught...and you WILL get caught...you will be punished right then and there...closest jail possible.  Doesn't matter what state you're in. You will NOT sit in jail for life, eating 3 squares a day and watching Oprah after yard time on my tax dollars.  No sir.  Jail is too fucking easy.  You will be afforded no luxury that the poorest of the poor can not afford.  I'm talking hot meals, tv, air conditioning, heat, nothing. No free education (What a load of bullshit that they even provide that in prison) no therapy or attempted rehabilitation.  No free health care.  Sorry.  If you get shanked in the mess hall I suggest you stuff your drawers in the gash and hope it doesn't get infected because there is no doctor to stitch that shit up.  If you hadn't been a fucking piece of shit and done something to get put in jail in the first place...you wouldn't be bleeding profusely right now, would you???  Nope. There will be no fun in prison.  No basketball.  No weight room. You will get all of the workouts you can handle doing manual labor from the time you get up until the time you go to bed, 18 hours a day.  Picking up trash on the highway.  Scrubbing the toilets at the jail. Or having medical experiments performed on you instead of innocent animals. There will be no 'cooks' on staff in jail. Sorry.  What is there to cook?? All of the local restaurants will scrape what people leave on their plates and any leftovers that can't be served to the public into a big bin and the next morning it will be delivered to the jails.  These bins will be placed on a table and the prisoners will be lined up based on the severity of their crimes.  Lesser fuckups get first dibs on the cold half eaten steak while the armed robbers will be lucky to get what little Timmy half chewed and spit back into his napkin.  And yes, armed robbers will be just about the worst offense in jail.  If you kill or severely hurt somebody, mentally or physically, especially children and animals you will put to death.  And quick.  Executions will be held every Monday in the courthouse parking lot.  We are not wasting any money on ammo either.  Rope is reusable and provides a more slow and painful suffocation.  This will be televised on a channel that is beamed to every damn tv it can reach.  Free for public consumption.  Lesser crimes will be tried according to the laws and the sentences WILL be enforced. No time off for good behavior.  You should have been good in the first place and you wouldn't be in trouble, stupid.  You will either been sent to jail for a time determined by said laws OR you will be put to death the following monday.  No sitting in jail waiting for a bond hearing or even posting bail and waiting 6 months for trial.  You don't get a chance to run.  I understand that some crimes will have to be investigated and they will be.  Persons of interest will have a GPS chip implanted internally.  It will be put somewhere that will make it impossible for the suspect to remove without killing themselves in the process.  You will be tracked 24 hours a day and if you try to leave the country we will be on you like stink on shit.  ANY law enforcement official OR citizen privy to the info can stop you using deadly force if necessary. No jurisdiction laws apply. Any attempt to flee will be considered an admission of guilt and depending on the crime you will either go immediately to jail or you will be executed the following monday.  There are 2 cases in the news this week where the criminals were injured while committing their crimes.  One, this drug addict jackass runs from the cops who try to pull him over for blaring offensive music so loud it shakes the damn pictures off the walls and he crashes into a car carrying a mother who is 7 months pregnant, her 2 year old daughter and another female.  Sadly, the baby was killed.  The mother is currently fighting for her life in the hospital.  The criminal was taken to the hospital for his injuries and is now in metro awaiting a bond hearing.  The second, a meth cook has a lab set up next to his 1 year old daughters play pen.  It explodes and not only injures him, but sets the baby on fire.  She is in the hospital with 3rd degree chemical burns on 50% of her body, fighting for her life.  The cook ran.  Yes.. FLED.  He was later found and is at USA medical receiving treatment for burns.  Do you see a problem here?? Because I sure do.  I am willing to bet money that neither of these sorry excuses for human beings has medical insurance...therefore the exorbitant costs of their treatment is being absorbed by you and I, the taxpayers.  Under my system, they would be carted strait to jail.  Period.  Since one of these cases involved killing a child, and the other causing injury to a child so severe that IF she lives, she will be scarred permanently, they both would be hung on Monday August 31st.  Period.  No medical treatment.  NONE.  Neither deserve a comfy hospital bed, a hot meal or pain medication.  One can sit in jail with a broken collar bone and a concussion until Monday and the other can sit there with 3rd degree burns seething on his body.  I hope they get infected and he dies painfully of septic shock before the weekend is over.  I can assure you that once this system is put into place, the crime rate WILL drop. The 3rd strike law still applies, but mainly for less severe offenses.  You don't get to rape 3 people before we kill you.  That is a one chance situation.  If you commit armed robbery 3 times...your dead...providing you didn't kill anybody in the process the first 2 times. I have known 4 people just in the last 3 months that have been hit by uninsured motorist. First of all, you will not get to keep your drivers license if you fail to graduate high school or get your GED.  You will be required to prove you have a drivers license and sufficient insurance to get your car tag.  If you don't follow these rules and are caught driving anyway, you go to jail for 2 weeks.  Then I suggest you get your shit together because if you get caught again, you will spend a month.  It seems severe to put somebody to death for driving without a license, so how about the third time, we send you to Africa or the Middle East to participate in armed combat for a minimum of 1 year.  Once you come back, IF you come back, we will give you a drivers license, but you still have to get insurance and a tag or the 2 week process starts all over again.  If you hit somebody and do not have insurance.  Your ass will sit in jail until somebody can come up with the money to repair the damage you caused and pay any medical bills that resulted from the crash.  The victim should not have to file a claim with their own insurance company and risk higher rates because of your negligence.  If nobody can get the money after one month, you will work off the damage.  We will have the most shit jobs that pay very little that the illegal immigrants do now given to you to perform until you work off your debt.  This brings me to illegal immigrants.  You will be caught, you will be sent back to your country of origin.  The 3rd time you sneak back in...you die. Illegal aliens will not be eligible for any social programs or government assistance of any kind.  Especially free health care or education for the children.  I don't care if they were born here.  That doesn't automatically earn you citizenship.  Have as many as you want here, the whole familia will be sent back to Mexico or Cuba or wherever you came from. As for the citizens of America accepting Wic and Medicaid and food stamps and unemployment.  You have to pass a weekly piss test to get your check.  No free rides.  You don't get to sit on your ass and get high all day while I work. This brings me to drug addicts.  The three strike rule applies.  The first time you are caught with illegal drugs (I'm legalizing pot. I don't smoke, but really...who does it hurt?) you will go to jail for 2 weeks and sit in solitary confinement so you can kick your habit.  The 2nd time, you sit for a month.  The third time, you obviously can't be cured.  We will take from our stash of confiscated drugs the drug or drugs of your choice and you can just do them all right there until you overdose and die.  This removes you from the gene pool which is a good thing.  We have got to stop coddling and protecting the stupid people.  Let them kill themselves.  Its called culling the herd.  The sick slow and stupid ones die first and the smart strong healthy ones live to carry on the species.  After people get the message that we mean business and WILL kill your sorry ass and that going to jail is no fucking cakewalk, they may think twice before breaking the law.  If they don't, then they are not the type of people we want walking among us and they won't be missed.  Nor will the crimes they WOULD have committed had we just popped them on the wrist and taken away their video game privileges, which is the current systems usual course of action.  Thank you for your time. Doesn't it just make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside :)